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At least he has good taste in music. I think…

This morning as I was waiting in the carline to drop the men-children at school, Evans (the eight year old) is sitting in the passenger seat just bobbing his head and butt in the seat.  (There’s no music on, mind you)

I chose to ignore this behavior that most might consider as “odd” as, this is completely normal for MY son.  

Then, without warning and loud enough to stop me from breathing for a second, make the baby start to wail and leave Morgan in a stunned, unnatural silence, he starts belting out the words (or what he perceives to be the words) to what for it….

Ballroom Blitz.

Although, his version went something like this…

“Oh, yeah, it was… lightning
Everybody was frightening

… the music was soothing

And they all started grooving
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAHHHHHHHH

And the man at the back said, lalalalala… ballroom at the Ritz
Everyone attack lalalalalala, turned into the ballroom at the Ritz
And the girl in the corner said
lalalalalala it’ll turn into a ballroom at the Ritz.”

Morgan:  Evans, I don’t think that right.  No one makes up a song about crackers.





About melodyswatson

Thanks for giving this blog a chance. Well, it would have been cool if you would have tried it when I started it like, FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO! But, water under the bridge and lets go from here… ;) I am a soon to be, 40 year old mother of three boys, proud wife to one sexy ass Navy Chief, fur-mom to two dogs, five cats, two rats and a black corn snake. I thrive on chaos and therefore I also bottle feed and foster underage kittens for my girlfriend's rescue. I am THE Crazy Cat Lady. I live in Southern California (yes, you can be jealous now) and own my home so… I won't ever be leaving! I am not close to my family mainly because… well, I don't really relate to them. But, I love the fuck out of my friends and will do anything for them. I hope that you will follow this blog. Mainly because it would nice to hear your own experiences or times you relate to something you read on here. But, also be aware that I am NOT an everyday, on schedule blogger. I blog when I have something to share. Always remember that forced words on paper are just as fake as that 'comeback' you have towards someone ten minutes too late. Let it go and wait for the next victim. I am also a staunch supporter of swearing. If I didn't swear, you would know that I was dead. So, take a stroll down memory lane on this blog and follow my thoughts and adventures.

One response to “At least he has good taste in music. I think…

  1. Deedee ⋅

    lmao!!! Gosh I love your kids!!!

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