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Sayanara, Bloody Tooth Witch!

Morgan:  “Mom, this time do you think that I will get more than $3 for my tooth?”

I don’t know, Morgan.  I doubt it.  Why?

Morgan:  “Well, I WANT more than $3.”

Well, then you will have to wait and see what the tooth fairy leaves you.  

Fast forward to the next day…

Morgan:  “Mom, my tooth is still here and there is no dollars.”

(SHIT!, I forgot the fucking tooth last night.)

Well, it looks like the tooth fairy must have been super busy.  Just put it back and I’m sure that she will get it tonight.

Morgan: “Mom, can you just give me my dollars?  We both know that the tooth fairy is you.”

Wait, so, you don’t believe in the tooth fairy and you made such a big deal about it with the last tooth even though you KNEW that it was me?

Morgan:  “Well, yeah.  Duh, I’m not 6 years old anymore.”


You.  Little.  Jerk.


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Thanks for giving this blog a chance. Well, it would have been cool if you would have tried it when I started it like, FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO! But, water under the bridge and lets go from here… ;) I am a soon to be, 40 year old mother of three boys, proud wife to one sexy ass Navy Chief, fur-mom to two dogs, five cats, two rats and a black corn snake. I thrive on chaos and therefore I also bottle feed and foster underage kittens for my girlfriend's rescue. I am THE Crazy Cat Lady. I live in Southern California (yes, you can be jealous now) and own my home so… I won't ever be leaving! I am not close to my family mainly because… well, I don't really relate to them. But, I love the fuck out of my friends and will do anything for them. I hope that you will follow this blog. Mainly because it would nice to hear your own experiences or times you relate to something you read on here. But, also be aware that I am NOT an everyday, on schedule blogger. I blog when I have something to share. Always remember that forced words on paper are just as fake as that 'comeback' you have towards someone ten minutes too late. Let it go and wait for the next victim. I am also a staunch supporter of swearing. If I didn't swear, you would know that I was dead. So, take a stroll down memory lane on this blog and follow my thoughts and adventures.

One response to “Sayanara, Bloody Tooth Witch!

  1. Pingback: Oh Shit I Forgot The Tooth Fairy - Parenting And Mental Health

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