Posted on

PB & O sandwiches, liars and Boogie Men. It’s a world crisis…

Watson trying to rationalize with a lying 7 year old…

Watson: “If you would have just told me that you kicked Odin in the face and not lied, I would have fussed at you, told you that it was mean and then made you go hug Odin and tell him that you were sorry. But, Odin is a dog and he doesn’t speak English so, he wouldn’t have understood you anyway.” 

Insert uncontrollable laughter —-> HERE.

He then proceeds to tell a scared, lying 7 year old…

Watson: “I don’t care what humming you think that you hear from under your bed, either you make the Boogie Man a peanut butter and onion sandwich and he leaves you alone or you don’t and just go to bed and deal the fuck with it.”

Note to self: “Self, check credit balance on men-children’s therapy fund.”

Advertisements

About melodyswatson

Thanks for giving this blog a chance. Well, it would have been cool if you would have tried it when I started it like, FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO! But, water under the bridge and lets go from here… ;) I am a soon to be, 40 year old mother of three boys, proud wife to one sexy ass Navy Chief, fur-mom to two dogs, five cats, two rats and a black corn snake. I thrive on chaos and therefore I also bottle feed and foster underage kittens for my girlfriend's rescue. I am THE Crazy Cat Lady. I live in Southern California (yes, you can be jealous now) and own my home so… I won't ever be leaving! I am not close to my family mainly because… well, I don't really relate to them. But, I love the fuck out of my friends and will do anything for them. I hope that you will follow this blog. Mainly because it would nice to hear your own experiences or times you relate to something you read on here. But, also be aware that I am NOT an everyday, on schedule blogger. I blog when I have something to share. Always remember that forced words on paper are just as fake as that 'comeback' you have towards someone ten minutes too late. Let it go and wait for the next victim. I am also a staunch supporter of swearing. If I didn't swear, you would know that I was dead. So, take a stroll down memory lane on this blog and follow my thoughts and adventures.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s