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Zombie Baby. No, really.

Jasper has started doing this “thing” that I have affectionately dubbed, “Zombie Baby”. It’s this jerky movement that mimics one of the Walkers on Walking Dead. You know, when they finally get their mitts on a breather and when starting to eat them, blindly opening it’s mouth, bobbing it’s head until contact is made with it’s victim’s face, neck or available appendage? Yeah, his intended target is normally his fist or forearm but, today he seems to be hell-bent on my jugular. Munch on, kiddo. Munch the fuck on.
 
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About melodyswatson

Thanks for giving this blog a chance. Well, it would have been cool if you would have tried it when I started it like, FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO! But, water under the bridge and lets go from here… ;) I am a soon to be, 40 year old mother of three boys, proud wife to one sexy ass Navy Chief, fur-mom to two dogs, five cats, two rats and a black corn snake. I thrive on chaos and therefore I also bottle feed and foster underage kittens for my girlfriend's rescue. I am THE Crazy Cat Lady. I live in Southern California (yes, you can be jealous now) and own my home so… I won't ever be leaving! I am not close to my family mainly because… well, I don't really relate to them. But, I love the fuck out of my friends and will do anything for them. I hope that you will follow this blog. Mainly because it would nice to hear your own experiences or times you relate to something you read on here. But, also be aware that I am NOT an everyday, on schedule blogger. I blog when I have something to share. Always remember that forced words on paper are just as fake as that 'comeback' you have towards someone ten minutes too late. Let it go and wait for the next victim. I am also a staunch supporter of swearing. If I didn't swear, you would know that I was dead. So, take a stroll down memory lane on this blog and follow my thoughts and adventures.

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