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And the word of the day is ….. SHIT!

Things are going rather well here this morning.  Watson goes to work, boys are up and fed.  One is dressed and the other well, he’s just lazy.  I’m sitting on the computer, having my coffee and just generally fucking around, doing nothing.  Until I hear this wee little voice coming from the dining room.  “Oh SHIT!”

Now, this wasn’t a little slip of the tongue.  THis was a full-fledged, I just fucked up, “Oh SHIT!”   Needless to say, but I will, I started laughing immediately.  While profanity is certainly not acceptable from children in this house, I believe that there are far worse things that they could be doing.  So, proceeding to do what I thought the “good parental unit” would do, I called Mr. Pottymouth back into my office for a meeting of the minds. 

 He walks back, no doubt trying out scenarios to excuse his momentary lapse of lingual control.  Here I sit, still laughing and I ask him, “Can you tell me again what I heard so I’m not mistaken?”  This kid starts sobbing uncontrollably!  Accompanied by tremors and rolling tears!  I’m still laughing, although now, not at the fact he used the word so precisely and LOUDLY.  Now, I’m laughing at the fact that my child is so terrified of actually SAYING a word in front of me that I fear he may pass out.  Fast forward….. I threaten the use of soap next time I hear him say a bad word. Over and done with.  Or so one would think…..

He leaves and his brother asks, ” WHAT DID SHE DO?!” (you have to imagine the enthusiasm)

To which the little asshole replies, “Not shit.”

(Originally posted on August 10, 2011)

 

 

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About melodyswatson

Thanks for giving this blog a chance. Well, it would have been cool if you would have tried it when I started it like, FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO! But, water under the bridge and lets go from here… ;) I am a soon to be, 40 year old mother of three boys, proud wife to one sexy ass Navy Chief, fur-mom to two dogs, five cats, two rats and a black corn snake. I thrive on chaos and therefore I also bottle feed and foster underage kittens for my girlfriend's rescue. I am THE Crazy Cat Lady. I live in Southern California (yes, you can be jealous now) and own my home so… I won't ever be leaving! I am not close to my family mainly because… well, I don't really relate to them. But, I love the fuck out of my friends and will do anything for them. I hope that you will follow this blog. Mainly because it would nice to hear your own experiences or times you relate to something you read on here. But, also be aware that I am NOT an everyday, on schedule blogger. I blog when I have something to share. Always remember that forced words on paper are just as fake as that 'comeback' you have towards someone ten minutes too late. Let it go and wait for the next victim. I am also a staunch supporter of swearing. If I didn't swear, you would know that I was dead. So, take a stroll down memory lane on this blog and follow my thoughts and adventures.

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